~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~ I may have a lot of emotional baggage but trust me, I've packed it well. - @JeniScagnetti...

~Illustrated by: Joanna Ong~ I have a feeling my posture will get significantly worse as I get older. Call it a hunch. @MrBigFists...

A common experience is to hear faint beat of your own heart, normally after a vigorous workout. However for Stephen Mabbut, the noise of his own eyeballs moving in his head was so loud and audible it was driving him mad....

~Illustration by: Jamie "The Boogieman" Bougher~ Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I. shhhh shut up. You shut up. - @ImaFlyontheWall...

~Illustration by: Sam Dakota~ I have to assume the last person who used the pen at the bank just spent the day giving homeless people gloveless pelvic exams. @Squirreljustice...

~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~ It's a very happy flight when every part of the person next to you fits in their seat. - @falarina...

 ~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~...  ...z Foxsen~ I'd kill for her body. Would I eat healthy

My nephew's birthday is coming up. I wonder what you get for the boy who is made entirely of mucus. @Brain_Wash ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~...

Fact: I broke up with a guy because his pre-sneeze face scared the crap out of me. - @emvetica ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~...

Please note: They are called "skinny" jeans... not "make you skinny" jeans. - @MistookMistake ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~...