Of all the trolls, the worst is the Choles-troll. He is the central character of this illustrated "bedtime story for adults" at The Museum Of Modern Fiction. Link -Thanks, josef lee!...

They say if you put your ear up to a Shell gas station, you can hear the BP oil spill in the ocean. - @YourFavWhiteGuy...

Over 11,000 people are injured every year trying out new sexual positions #SexFacts - @FunnySexFacts...

Calcium deficient water? Pfft. That's just soft water. This here, see, has been enhanced with an optically selective light absorbent. - @Wood...

Lice in North County, that is what's happening. "The goddamned bugs whacked us, Johnny!" @tonyhawk...

Obi Wan to his Proctologist: "These aren't the 'rhoids you're looking for." - @wwwesty...

I think everyone should be generous and help one a...  ...quo;s eligibility to donate blood, including age, health , weight, visits to foreign countries, drug use, s...

With today’s obesity epidemic, scientists ar...  ...rn syrup out of my diet and I’ve felt a lot healthier afterwards. Most noticeably, the shaking I get be...  ...ories and massive nutrient values, maximizing the healthy side your indulgences.Don’t Eat and Multi-T...  ...body mass index (BMI) i...

it's not a race, i'm just riding to work... - @jsvaughan...

I think I have restless leg syndrome. I'm trying to sleep but my leg bought a Harley and took off to "find out what America really IS, man." - @johnmoe...