What Is It? game 301

It's once again time for our collaboration with the wonderfully entertaining What Is It? Blog. Do you know what the pictured item is? Can you make up something wonderfully wacky? That's what we're looking for: the funniest and most creative guesses. We will award t-shirts from the NeatoShop to two commenters who post the cleverest, funniest, or most outlandish uses for this thing!

Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many guesses as you'd like in separate comments. You have until Friday evening to come up with great guesses.

Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, see? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?

See, you don't have to know the answer to win! And remember, there are more mystery items to figure out at the What Is It? Blog. Good luck!

Update: the unknown object was actually tool is for cutting off the top of the shell of a soft boiled egg. As for your funny and clever answers, it seems most readers had the same first impression (shame on you). The first to bring it up, so to speak, and the funniest, was Matthew Hubbard, who had this funny answer: "It is a "tool" used by Fathers to insure their daughters are safe when a young man came to call. The Father would sit in the living room destroying zucchini with the tool while discussing the "date plans" the young man had for his daughter. While technically illegal, most fathers will support other fathers in the community with an alibi, should the need arise." Sadly, he did not select a t-shirt. The other funniest answer was from Lucas Gentry, who had a reason for this tool's minimalist appearance: "It's a medieval orange-juicer. It did the same job as modern juicers, but the modern juicers looked too wimpy next to the iron maiden, so they used this bad boy." That's certainly worth a t-shirt from the NeatoShop! Thanks to everyone for playing this week. See the answers to all the mystery objects of the week at the What Is It? blog.


It looks like a device for cracking the shell of a breakfast egg..
the spikes perforate the shell to enable a straight cut,,

never grw up, ladies fit, black 2xl
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it could be a set of bobble pliers, used in the bobble heas Industry,
for handling and combing the bobbles....

nrver grow up, black, ladies fit, xxl...
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A dust bunny handler, for catching and removing dust bunnies, ...
The first tool for fighting dust mite allergy, the dustyparasites of the common fluffy house dust bunny....

never grow up 2x, ladies fit, black
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Finally the perfect, little hostess gift, for handing your mistress,
with the words "I have been naugthy, i did`t bring you flowers, ..."

a dark black t-shirt, mistress fi, xxl, "never grow up"
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It is a "tool" used by Fathers to insure their daughters are safe when a young man came to call. The Father would sit in the living room detroying zucchini with the tool while discussing the "date plans" the young man had for his daughter. While technically illegal, most fathers will support other fathers in the community with an alibi, should the need arise.
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Flea comb for Wookiees & Wampas. Just insert limb and drag down to get rid of those pesky critters. That is what Han & Chewie did during their down time for relaxation.
Make it Sew, L, Dark Grey
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This is a fine example of an early American grape peeler. In our country's infancy, only the well-to-do could afford someone to peel their grapes for them. This handy tool brought grape peeling to the masses.
Random shirt, Large.
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Looks like what is known as the Giant's Jar Opener. Jack brought one down the beanstalk with him ages ago. Mrs. Giant often had trouble opening the giant jars of fruit and vegetables that her husband would bring home so she created this little machine. Works every time.

Winter is Coming, black, 2XL
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It's a caber-tosser, for the ladies. Like a ladies golf tee, a bit closer to the green, this little tool grabs the cabers, to give the ladies a bit better chance in the 'toss.

Beakerful of Science
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It's a medieval orange-juicer. It did the same job as modern juicers, but the modern juicers looked too wimpy next to the iron maiden, so they used this bad boy.

Beakerful of Science.
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It's like a hot pad for wooden pails of boiling water. Handy during Halloween times, these worked wonders picking up the wooden precursors of the iron cauldron.

Beakerful of Science
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Jim Henson's first attempt at a minimalist Kermit, while a compelling smile it put the kids off and it was decided to add the felt and the ping pong ball eyes.

Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap! Black Large
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Rutabaga Juicer. Simply grasp the rutabaga, squeeze and shake, fresh delicous rutabaga juice, just like grandma made before she went to the home, after they found those bodies. The ones with no heads.

T shirt, Grey Med 'Don't Blink'
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It is indeed a: 'Dr. Frommer-Richtenstein-Smith's "Fiendishly Clever Nutcracker"'.......(okay, minds out of the gutters, now.....We all know what rhymes with Frommer!!!!).
1. Place a walnut, pecan, beezenberry nut, a.k.a. 'nut of choice', on a plate.......
2. Adopt a menacing look while approaching nut with this, (and maybe doing a little 'snick-snick')...
3. Voila ! The nut will completely jump out of its shell !
As The Institute likes to say: "Needs no crackin' ; sends the nut's clothes packin' ! "

Where the old gods are
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This is actually a religious icon on Dune, similar to, say, a crucifix, but signifying a sandworm. Can't think of anything funny to say about though, other than the fact that it probably works on vampires as well as a crucifix, but only because they see a certain usefulness in it (see ArcadianGrace's entry).

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