A Unicorn Mask for a Dog

As a Portlander and a professional brewer I must state that this is not anywhere near as cool as it sounds on any level it is attempting to be. There are three solid reasons why this is nothing but a pointless pile of cr@p.

1. The unipiper is one of the most annoying people this city has to offer. I know this because he used to bring his schtick to my neighborhood. Believe me, the last thing you want before noon on your day off is some d-bag on a unicycle with a set of bag pipes while you're trying to sleep off a hangover.

2. Rogue beer in general sucks. They had their moment back in the late '90s and early '00s when craft beer was still a new enough thing that people couldn't recognize a bad product for what it is. These days their beer is at best mediocre ad at worst completely undrinkable. The only reason anyone claims to like the Voodoo Doughnuts beer is because they don't want to admit they wasted $10 on a bottle of grotesque sugary swamp water.

3. Buckman Botanical is the worst brewery in the whole Rogue empire. I have never tasted any beer from that brewery that I found even remotely drinkable. They have managed to combine weird ingredients with some of the worst sanitation in a brewery I've ever seen.

Final thoughts: I am speaking with first hand knowledge here. Seriously, Rouge beer isn't very good, it's just well marketed.