Larry Lawton had quite a career in jewelry heists that netted millions dollars in the 1980s and '90s. But he was finally caught, and served ten years in prison. Now he explains the importance of the getaway car. Lawton knows a lot about getaway cars, which are crucial to his former occupation, and not at all like what you see in movies. In the movies, the car stands out so we can follow it. In real life, that's the opposite of what you want. Lawton explains how he would select a getaway car and made it as untraceable as possible. No high-speed chase necessary, if everything goes as planned.
Those tips didn't help a bit when Lawton was arrested in 1996, when nothing went as planned. He ended up driving as fast as he could in a rental car with blood on the seats and a bullet hole in the window. It's an exciting story that you can read at The Drive. -via Damn Interesting
We've long loved looking and laughing at other people's cats on the internet, but since the rise of smartphones, the supply has grown exponentially. When you see a cat doing something really weird, you no longer have to run and get a camera only to find that the moment has passed; you just aim the phone that you are already holding. The strangest ones end up on the Twitter account cats being weird little guys. That's one you might want to start following.
Bored Panda skimmed that account for the weirdest pictures and presents 50 of them in a ranked list. Some are cute as a button, some are goofy enough to make you laugh, and quite a few will make you wonder what strange set of circumstances led to this moment. Whatever happened, we are glad that they did.
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Aside from ordinary compensation issues, such as paying rent and eating occasionally, scholars prioritize getting published and getting their published works cited by other scholars. Therefore any means to increase citation rates should be considered.
Scholars Stephen B. Heard, Chloe A. Cull, and Easton R. White report in bioRxiv the results of their recent study in the correlation between the humorous nature of titles among ecology and evolutionary biology papers and the citation rate of those articles.
The authors conclude that, at first glance, having a humorous title tends to correlate with lower citation rates. But this is only because scholars tend to give less important papers humorous titles. When the importance of an article is corrected statistically, it would appear that humorous titles correlate with higher citation rates.
So try cracking some jokes and maybe you’ll get a full-time appointment.
-via Marginal Revolution
Ian Darlington of IAM Productions is just as frustrated as any other parent with children who won't eat their vegetables. He knows you can't force a kid to eat, but he hates wasting food. So he made this animation about the life cycle of peas. Watch the peas grow up in sunshine set to the tune of "Mr. Blue Sky" by the Electric Light Orchestra. Then they are rejected by a child, and suddenly the sad strains of "Mad World" by Gary Jules takes over.
Darlington says that he showed this video to his daughters, and now all it takes is a couple of notes of "Mad World" to get them to gobble up their vegetables. Well, yes, making a cute and clever video might do the job, but for parents who don't work for a video production company, it makes more sense to just stop serving peas to kids. You'll have better luck with green beans or broccoli, especially if they are slathered in cheese sauce. Then again, since he's already made the video, try showing it to your kids and see if they turn into pea fans. -via Laughing Squid
Do breasts normally generate sound effects? I mean outside of anime, of course. The answer, in my admittedly limited experience, is no.
Nonetheless, one woman reported to her physician that her breasts made a "swishing sound". Weird Universe shares her story, which was reported in a 1994 issue of the New England Journal of Medicine. She had saline breast implants and asserted that the swishing sound generally came when she was at high altitudes.
Why? Dr. James J. Bachman attributed the noise to Boyle's Law, which provides a formula for the expansion and contraction of gas that varies with temperature and pressure. The woman's breast implants contained a quantity of air, which expanded when the woman was at higher altitutudes and thus lower air pressure.
Photo: Docteur Spitalier Philippe
Camping is fun.#PulpSabotage pic.twitter.com/KJDFJO8NPe
— Richard Kadrey (@Richard_Kadrey) March 29, 2022
Novelist Richard Kadrey decided to have some fun on Twitter by giving book covers more interesting titles. Or designing new book covers for whatever subversive title you can come up with. This is #PulpSabotage. It's been going on a couple of years now, and the hashtag itself has fans.
Good morning.#PulpSabotage pic.twitter.com/pow8L4Hacv
— Richard Kadrey (@Richard_Kadrey) January 13, 2022
You can see his Twitter collection under the hashtag #PulpSabotage, just be aware that some titles are NSFW. -via Metafilter
THE CHOICE IS YOURS! You decide which one of these pitches will become a new comic book series in #DCRoundRobin2022. Vote for your favorites in the thread below. đ
— DC (@DCComics) March 29, 2022
Learn more here: https://t.co/8g6FCpW0GR #DCUniverseInfinite pic.twitter.com/Ro46SzTnSu
While some people are busy deciding who is the best college basketball team, there are always a bunch of alternate tournaments on the internet that have nothing at all to do with basketball. DC Comics launches one today between 16 story ideas featuring their superheroes (with the exception of Batman). Fans can vote on their favorites in each round, and the winner will be a comic published online. You can vote at Twitter or at the DC Universe Infinite forum, which requires membership.
Will Green Lantern defeat Captain Carrot? Do you prefer Suicide Squad to the Justice League? Read a description of each of the 16 contenders in the first round at Gizmodo. The initial response from fans is: why don't they just publish all of them?
Common logic might tell you that the easiest way to get away with a crime is to convince everyone that you are dead and cannot be prosecuted. What could possibly go wrong? A little more thought will show how stupid that idea is. If the police are after you for criminal activity, they've already figured out at least one thing you tried to pull over their eyes. Faking your own death ("pseudocide") might involve killing someone to pass off as your own body, which only makes your crimes that much worse. Then there's the problem of being someone else afterward, which comes with its own set of complications.
But not all such cases follow the same modus operandi. Sometimes the death is not to cover earlier crimes, but for insurance fraud or even just to leave your old life behind- not that those schemes work any better. This video even includes one case you might remember when the fake death was done for criminal investigative purposes. -via Damn Interesting
âď¸ In 1962, US Air Force ejected a live black bear named Yogi out of a bomber plane flying at supersonic speed to test their new ejection seat system. It was the first time a living creature was ejected from a supersonic airplane (the bear survived the ordeal!)
đĽ When YouTuber Will Osman got a $69K hospital bill, he decided to MacGyver his own functional X-Ray machine.
đ Love playing Wordle? This Wordle-themed birthday cake hits all of the right boxes!
đ If learning is not a competition, then there shouldn't be winners, right? That's what the Cherry Creek School District in Colorado reasoned when they decided to stop recognizing valedictorians. Needless to say, that decision was controversial.
đľ A naughty young chimp in a zoo threw a rock at a nearby human visitor ... and got instant karma when a momma chimp spanked it with a stick. Whack!
đ A rooster stranded by Hurricane Ida in Louisiana found a new home and a job as a mascot at a local Popeye's fast food restaurant.
đ¸ How to make a disembodied eyeball for your Zombie Martini Cocktail out of radishes and olives.
đ¨ The Tolkien estate has released never seen before Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit artwork by J.R.R. Tolkien. Gorgeous!
đ¸ When a mysterious item crashed near their home in Turkey, these elderly couple thought that they were visited by an alien spaceship.
â Lastly, mere hours after the slap heard 'round the world, here's the Will Smith Slap Meme Generator.
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A total of five tombs were unearthed by archeologists in the ancient necropolis of Saqqara in Cairo, Egypt. The burials were estimated to be over 4,000 years old, with some dating back to Egyptâs Old Kingdom (2700 B.C. to 2200 B.C.). Well-decorated walls with hieroglyphs surround the area where the gravesites were discovered. In addition, figurines, pottery, and wooden and limestone coffins were discovered.
Each tomb held corpses of important people in the palace, such as regional rulers, priests, and senior palace officials, according to Egyptâs Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities.
Image credit: Simon Berger
This âpotatoâ just took a DNA test, and it turns out that it wasnât a real potato!
New Zealand couple Colin and Donna Craig Brownâs gigantic vegetable, fondly called âDug,â was submitted to Guinness World Records to try and get the worldâs heaviest potato record. Seven months after their submission, a DNA test revealed the vegetableâs true type. "Sadly the specimen is not a potato and is in fact the tuber of a type of gourd. For this reason we do unfortunately have to disqualify the application," a Guinness World Records spokesperson told the couple via email.
Colin went through the results sent by the organization and discovered that Dug came from a choko, a starchy plant that looks like a wrinkly, green pear. Even when the couple taste-tested the tuber to check if it was a potato, it turns out that chokos have a similar flavor to the root crop. "At least I answered all the questions and don't need to lay awake at 3 in the morning trying to figure out what has gone wrong with Mother Nature," he said.
Image credit: Donna Craig-Brown
Now, this is just so cool. I wonder how long she worked on this one!
Canadian-based artist Shanell Papp took the art of crochet to another level by creating a life-sized skeleton. The artwork includes both the skeletal framework and the organs inside the human body. Papp referred to a human skeleton she borrowed from a university and some anatomical textbooks to fully render the details in this piece. âI was curious about the human body and I wanted to make a human body. I was interested in medical history and how we attempt to solve everything, but we are fragile. I was interested in medicine and applied to become an x-ray technician, but never attended. I stayed in art school, I wanted to continue learning new skills with my hands and I loved talking about art. Otherwise, I still read many books on medical history, death, and crime. I am interested in knowing about all the things that scare me,â she said in an interview.
Image credit: Shanell Papp
This series of phones from Samsung has a hidden menu that users can accessâ all they need is to dial a set of numbers and symbols. The menu is usually for people running diagnostics on a Galaxy phone. It contains tools for determining whether a component in your phone is experiencing problems, including the display, S-Pen, speaker, camera, vibration motor, and more. If youâd like to see if your Samsung phone has one, itâs important to note that the menu is available on devices that have the One UI. It may also appear on older Galaxy phones running TouchWiz. Learn the steps in unlocking the menu here!
Image credit: Christian Wiediger
Peruvian historian Donato Amado Gonzalez and American archaeologist Brian Bauer concluded in their study that the popular archeological site in Peru has been called the wrong name for a very long time. The Incans who built the city called it Huayna Picchu or simply just Picchu. The paper, published in Ăawpa Pacha: Journal of the Institute of Andean Studies, cited multiple historical sources that refer to Machu Picchu as Huayna Picchu. The name âMachu Picchuâ stuck after American explorer Hiyam Bingham heard from a different guide that the site was called Machu Picchu. "It's true that at the time it was not so well known to people, but there is a lot of concrete evidence suggesting that those who did know it did not call it Machu Picchu," Amado Gonzalez told NPR.
Image credit: Agnieszka Mordaunt
A Texas teen received his brand new truck after he survived a powerful tornado in his Silverado. The shocking video of the red truck being flipped over by the tornado went viral on March 21. (Credit: Bruce Lowrie Chevrolet)https://t.co/Q7MUeEbD6P pic.twitter.com/uhvwQbdiPO
— WPDE ABC15 (@wpdeabc15) March 27, 2022
You saw the dramatic video last week of a red pickup truck that was thrown about by a tornado in Texas, and drove away from it. Now we know who the driver is, and how he's doing. Sixteen-year-old Riley Leon was going home from a job interview at Whataburger when he encountered the twister. While he was able to drive away, he was not unharmed. Leon's truck was totaled, and he suffered a fracture in his back which may require reconstructive surgery. His family does not have health insurance.
However, others have stepped in to help him out. Chevrolet worked through Bruce Lowrie Chevrolet in Fort Worth to give Leon a 2022 Silverado LT All Star Edition to replace his truck, plus $15,000 to help with expenses. A GoFundMe account raised $42,000 to cover Leon's medical expenses. And to top it all off, Whataburger offered him the job! Read Leon's story at Texas Monthly.
