A Visual Reconstruction of Tenochtitlan, the Capital of the Aztec Empire

In the 15th century, Tenochtitlan was the largest city in the Americas, with a population of more than 200,000 people, more than most European capitals of the time. The city was built on an island in Lake Texcoco, surrounded by volcanoes, and was expanded with landfill as the city grew. Tenochtitlan served as the capitol of the Aztec Empire until Spanish invaders destroyed it beginning in 1521. Mexico City was built over the ruins, and expanded considerably as the lake was drained.

What was Tenochtitlan like? Thomas Kole spent 18 months digitally recreating the city from documented history and from archaeological findings. Tenochtitlan was laid out in a grid, with sections connected to each other and to the lake shores by causeways, bridges, and canals. The city center contained temples, palaces, and government buildings, surrounded by neighborhoods segregated by class, each with their own marketplaces. Further out were agricultural areas, constantly expanded by filling in the lake with rubble. Kole's images let us see this metropolis from every angle. Most impressive are the overlays with drone images of Mexico City today. -via Metafilter

(Image credit: Thomas Kole)


The Classic Video Badgers is Now 20 Years Old



Back in 2003, there was no YouTube, no social media, and no Neatorama (yet). But on September 2, we got a flash animation called Badgers that went so viral it could be used to identify who was on the internet and who wasn't. You could say "Badgers badgers badgers badgers," and if anyone replied with "Mushroom, mushroom," you knew that you had found a kindred spirit. Badgers was made by Mr. Weebl, also known as Jonti Picking. In 2013, he partnered with Brian May to produce a new version called Save The Badger Badger Badger to protest a badger cull in Britain, which became a bona-fide musical hit just in time for the 10th anniversary of the orginal video.  

For the 20th anniversary of Badgers, Picking makes an attempt to give us a new "live action" version, using CGI and motion capture, which is difficult because the original dancers are getting old. But then he is accused of plagiarism. That brings up the question: how far back do dancing badgers really go?


Thousands Stranded in the Mud at Burning Man 2023

The annual Burning Man Festival began on August 27, and was scheduled to run through Monday. This year, around 73,000 people went out into the Nevada desert to set up camp for the festival, but things aren't going the way they usually do. Normally, the ground is rock hard, but just less than an inch of rain on Friday and Saturday has turned the site into a morass of sticky clay mud. It's hard enough to walk in, but more importantly, vehicles are mired up and blocking the roads. More rain is expected Sunday.

People usually start leaving Burning Man after the traditional giant effigy fire on Saturday night, which has been postponed, but now authorities have closed the roads leading in and out of the site. Only authorized four-wheel drive vehicles are allowed, and only for emergencies. That means no supplies are being brought in, no porta-potties can be serviced, and most attendees cannot go home. Shuttles have been arranged for people who walk five miles out to the town of Gerlach, where the nearest paved road is. That still leaves thousands of people who cannot return rental cars, catch flights, or show up at work Tuesday.

Attendees have been urged to ration their remaining supplies, and ice sales are also now rationed. Organizers are installing temporary cell phone towers and so that people can contact their families and employers. Max Berger has been posting constant updates at TikTok. There are more videos at X (formerly Twitter). And the festival itself has emergency guidelines posted. Despite what you might read on social media, there are no cases of ebola at Burning Man. Trench foot may be another story. -via Boing Boing


A Warning for College Students Moving to Boston

We've gotten used to the many accidents at the infamous 11 foot 8 bridge in Durham, North Carolina, even after it was raised a few inches. But it's far from the only can opener bridge in the US, and sometimes these accidents are seasonal. Boston is America's biggest college town. Every August, culminating on Labor Day weekend, thousands of new students move into apartments and dormitories, often bringing their stuff in rental trucks that may be taller than they are aware of.   

In Boston, many of those trucks find themselves on Storrow Drive, a main thoroughfare that has several low-clearance bridges. Trucks and busses are prohibited on Storrow Drive for just this reason, but people coming in from out-of-town for the first time do not realize that until it's too late. Trucks hitting bridges here is quite common, and this phenomena has led to its own term: Storrowing. Could it be that bad? I searched for "Storrow Drive Bridge" on YouTube and got a long list of incidences.



Storrow Drive is not the only road in Boston that has low bridges. You can see why the Massachusetts Department of Conservation & Recreation felt the need to put out public service announcements to warn people traveling to the city. -via Metafilter


What Sharks Do During a Hurricane

If you are a fan of Syfy's extreme disaster movies, you might assume that sharks use the energy of ocean storms to launch themselves at people, all the better to eat them. But Sharknado was fiction, hurricanes are real, and there are dozen of species of sharks living in the ocean. How do they cope with hurricanes?

Sharks normally congregate in shallow waters near the shore where it's warmer and there are plenty of fish to eat. But when a major storm is coming -and they can tell- sharks use the same two strategies humans use: they either evacuate or they hunker down and ride it out. The difference in these decisions seems to depend on the size of the shark. Smaller shark species and juveniles not fully grown tend to head to deeper water, where they stay until several days after the storm has passed. Large sharks tend to stay put, and almost always come out fine on the other end. Maybe they've seen plenty of storms in their lives, and aren't nearly as frightened, just like some older folks on land. But really, it's more likely instinct. Read about sharks and hurricanes, with no disasters involved, at Vox. -via Damn Interesting


Crude Chemical Names You Shouldn't Say to Your Mother

There are an awful lot of scientific names that end up seeming like they were coined by 12-year-old boys. Really, you could make a list like this in any of the many scientific disciplines, because some scientists are actually 12-year-old boys at heart. But some really rude-sounding chemical names are caused by translations from other languages, our tendency to mispronounce the spelling we see, or an unfortunate clash between a real person's name and chemical suffixes. I have no idea why someone, somewhere, chose the brand name Fartox.



The examples I've brought here are honestly tame compared to some of them. I have researched this very subject in the distant past, and some of these are new to me. Since then, either new chemicals have been named, or rude modern slang has made old chemical names much funnier.  



Incidentally, it's pronounced "FYOO-sit-all." But we've seen the fake medicine meme with a very similar name, so that's not the first pronunciation to pop into our heads. You can see 15 rude, crude, and socially unacceptable chemicals and the stories behind their names (when they are known) at Cracked.  


The Human Car Wash Will Get You Going in the Morning

When it's time to get up, you better get up and going. The Human Car Wash will make sure you are awake and have your morning coffee even before you get out of bed! If that sounds pleasant, divest yourself of that idea, because this chain reaction gadget gets you out of bed by making your desire to sleep in just too hazardous to risk. It's the latest convoluted nonsense from Joseph Herscher of Joseph's Machines (previously at Neatorama). We don't know how many times he was injured getting this sequence to work- you'll have to join Patreon to see that. Herscher then gets scrubbed clean and dressed in a sequence that's not strictly a chain reaction, but is tripped just by walking through, like going through a car wash. That part is SFW because he keeps his Valentine undershorts on. It all happens in just two minutes. -via Geeks are Sexy


That Time the CIA Staged a Vampire Killing

The Philippines became self-governing in 1935, but their former colonizer the United States didn't recognize that until 1946. After World War II, the nations remained allies, but a communist insurgent group called Hukbong Bayan Laban sa Hapon, or Hukbalahap (Huk for short), who formed to fight the Japanese, fought for control of the Philippines.  

The Americans appointed Lieutenant Colonel Edward Lansdale of the CIA to conduct operations against the Huks, which included psychological warfare. Lansdalen was charged with clearing one area of Huks in order to protect withdrawing American troops and their sympathizers, so he leveraged the legend of the aswang, a shapeshifting, human-animal hybrid vampire. This involved seeding the area with rumors of a curse and the threat of a vampire attack to come. The operation culminated in a staged vampire attack, complete with puncture holes in the victim's neck! Read how they pulled that off, and what happened afterward, at Mental Floss.       

(Image credit: Scary Side of Earth)


10 Odd and Obscure Animals You May Have Forgotten ...or Never Heard Of



We love our dogs and cats, and we want to save the tiger, but the world is full of strange and weird creatures we should know more about. First up, the maned wolf, which isn't a wolf, and looks like a fox on horse legs, and it eats mostly vegetables! That's just the beginning of an entertaining introduction to some strange creatures from Mamadou Ndiaye. That's the internet zoologist Mamadou Ndiaye, not the basketball player Mamadou Ndiaye, or the other basketball player Mamadou Ndiaye. It's a pretty common name.  

Anyway, this video tells us what we really want to know about raccoon dogs, fossas, bush dogs, and the cookie cutter shark (which is both tiny and terrifying). Be sure to stay with this long enough to hear what the clouded leopard says, since it can't purr like small cats and can't roar like big cats. It's more of a whiny meow, which you wouldn't expect to hear in the rainforest. -via Boing Boing


Human-sparked Wildfires in Southern California Are Not a New Thing

The La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles is a treasure trove of information about prehistoric California. Thousands of animals over time were trapped and then preserved in the pits, seemingly for us to study, but so far only one human has been found. Scientists are able to date these remains of extinct species by carbon dating. And they can date the tar itself by its layers of pollen and charcoal trapped as the tar solidified.

The lack of human remains doesn't mean people weren't there- they just learned to avoid the tar. Evidence of humans shows that they were indeed in southern California, with a steep rise in population around 13,200 years ago. That's when the charcoal layers became more frequent in the timeline, suggesting that human campfires got out of control, or else they purposefully set wildfires to chase animals out for the hunt. Then about 12,900 years ago, many large mammal species suddenly vanished from the fossil record. Could they have been driven out, or driven extinct, by human-caused wildfires? The area was suffering from drought already, which would have both weakened the animals and made the forests more susceptible to fire. Just as Southern California suffers from drought affecting a huge population of humans today.   -via Strange Company

(Image credit: Cullen Townsend, Natural History Museum)


Our Best Defense Against a Jellyfish Apocalypse



Jellyfish are ancient creatures that have no brain, are almost all water, and many of them are transparent -often beautifully so. You'd think such an animal would be harmless, but no. They sting, and even worse, they multiply like crazy. Out-of-control jellyfish blooms are becoming more and more of a problem. In nature, that's usually because something else is out of balance. In this case, it's because the jelly's natural predator is suffering from declining populations. That's the sea turtle. There's a reason that it's illegal to disturb sea turtle nests or hatchlings. They suffer enough from trash in the ocean. Mariela Pajuelo and Javier Antonio Quinones put together this TED-Ed lesson to warn us about the importance of the leatherback sea turtles who are not afraid to swim with the jellies. They are keeping the oceans from turning into a morass of jellyfish goo.


The World's Longest Mullet Is Real and It's Spectacular

The saga of Tami Manis of Knoxville, Tennessee and her glorious mullet began in the 1980s, when she encountered the work of the be-mulleted Aimee Mann of the band 'Til Tuesday. The video for "Voices Carry" inspired Manis to cultivate her own mullet. She grew her mullet gradually. Then, on February 9, 1990, stopped cutting it altogether.

Guinness World Records announced that Tami Manis has the "longest competitive mullet (female)" in the entire world.

(I'll assume that the gender designation refers to Manis, not her mullet.)

Her mullet stretches 5 feet and 8 inches long. This exceeds her own height, so Manis often keeps the mullet braided. Maintenance takes a lot of work, but with great mullet comes great responsibility.

-via Dave Barry


Florida Men Raft Down Flooded Road during Hurricane on Inflatable Duck

When Nature's fury arrives in its swirling, wet majesty, it is our hero, Florida Man, who rises to the occasion. In this instance, though, there were no fewer than two Florida Men who braved the ravages of Hurricane Idalia.

NBC 9 News in Tampa recorded this footage of two sailors who plowed through the torrential seas of Bay Shore Boulevard. Their ship was an inflatable duck wearing camouflage gear. Like wood, bread, apples, cider, lead, and very small rocks, ducks float, thus providing a suitable basis for shipbuilding.

-via Dave Barry


The Empress and Her Missing Wedding Dress

Empress Elisabeth of Austria is having a moment, thanks to the Netflix series The Empress. Elisabeth, nicknamed Sisi, married her first cousin Emperor Franz Joseph I in 1854 at age 16. Sisi was a beautiful woman, and was painted and photographed in many fabulous dresses, with one exception- no one knew what her wedding dress looked like. There were no illustrators, photographers, or journalists allowed into the wedding ceremony, and the dress itself disappeared (the dress in the picture above is from her coronation as Queen of Hungary). Therefore, the empress's wedding dress has been a mystery for almost 200 years, without even an eyewitness description. The only clue is a sumptuous train that is believed to have been attached to Sisi's wedding dress.

(Image credit: Prof. Mortel)

That train is in the Imperial Carriage Museum in Vienna. Dr. Monica Kurzel-Runtscheiner, the museum's director, has been on a quest for years to uncover any clues as to the imperial wedding dress, with little luck until 2021. That's when an obscure portrait of Sisi was discovered in a Czech museum, wearing a dress with the exact train displayed in Vienna! The portrait was painted three years after the wedding, by an artist who wasn't officially associated with the royal family. How did that happen, when Sisi had gone to such lengths to keep the dress a secret? It's possible that three years later, she had second thoughts about archiving the look before destroying the dress, or maybe she was proud of still being able to fit into it after giving birth to two children, and possibly already pregnant with her third.

Dr. Kurzel-Runtscheiner spent months studying the painting, and then went to great lengths to actually recreate the dress, which is now displayed alongside the portrait in an exhibit at the Carriage Museum until November 5th. See the portrait and the replica dress alongside the story at Atlas Obscura.


The Unexpected Way Artificial Intelligence Could Start Killing Us

There has been plenty of speculative fiction about artificial intelligence taking over the world and eliminating superfluous humans, whether by design or by accident, by messing with our national defense systems, infrastructure, or governments. But it's possible that the first deaths from AI might come from a place we'd never think of, harnessed by the very human desire to make a quick buck. The New York Mycological Society is warning the public about a rash of AI-generated books on mushroom foraging. What could possibly go wrong?

Searching for edible mushrooms in the wild is a growing hobby, one that should always be guided by experts in the field. There are poisonous mushrooms that resemble edible varieties, and it takes knowledge and experience to detect the difference. Samantha Cole's search of mushroom-foraging guides on Amazon revealed quite a few, some aimed at beginners, that were written by authors with no internet presence and no authentic credentials. She ran text samples through AI-detection programs that revealed they were likely written by ChatGPT (and some samples are easily detectible to anyone who writes a lot). To their credit, Amazon removed the books they were alerted about, but how many more are there?

In the age of self-publishing and on-demand printing, it's easier than ever to get a book listed for sale on Amazon. With ChatGPT, one can even skip the process of writing and editing it. The subject of mushroom-foraging might be just the first phase of dangerous AI publishing we will have to deal with. Read about the AI-generated mushroom guides at 404. -via Metafilter

(Image credit: Camerist)


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