Bentley the goldendoodle is a good boy. He always goes outside to pee. But I think he has some security issues about it. He always takes a toy with him. Or a towel, a blanket, or something that will give him a little comfort and courage. Maybe it's his "buddy system." Or maybe it's just a habit. Anyway, his human, Kelly Brown, made this compilation video of the various things Bentley takes on his trips outside. You can see more of Bentley at Instagram. -via Tastefully Offensive
Wade Wilson was never all that cool, a fact most of his nerdy friends enjoyed about him, but when he became the unkillable merc Deadpool he started acting like he was too cool for school- and that made him too annoying to be around. So his friends suggested Wade should explore his nerdy roots in order to rediscover the things that used to bring him joy, and to their surprise they found that posing for cheeky pin-up art was at the top of DP's list!
Master the art of seduction with a little help from Deadpool, wear this Pin-Up Pool t-shirt by Kalgado and people will marvel at and swoon over your geeky tee wherever you go!
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The following article is from the book Uncle John’s Uncanny Bathroom Reader.
Tired of your standard boring, run-of-the-mill monument to some dead president? Then try one of these.
1. RADIOACTIVE DECAY MONUMENT
Where You’ll Find It: The coastal city of Nieuwdorp, Holland.
What It Looks Like: A bright orange, blocky building about the length of a football field and 130 feet tall, with scientific formulas -such as “E = MC2”- in huge, bright green letters on its exterior.
Story: It’s a nuclear waste storage site, holding thousands of tons of highly radioactive waste, accumulated from Holland’s two nuclear power plants. It’s also a work of art meant to serve as a monument to radioactive decay, according to William Verstraeten, the artist hired by the Dutch government to design it. The building, officially known as the Habog Facility, was completed in 2005, and it will be the home of the radioactive waste inside it for at least 100 years. And it won’t always be bright orange: every 20 years it will be painted a lighter shade of orange to symbolize the metamorphosis process, as the waste slowly decays and becomes less and less radioactive over time. This, the government says, will help educate the public about the safe management of radioactive waste. (Bonus: You can go inside the building. It has a visitor center and a museum, and it’s a popular tourist destination.)
2. GIANT CORN MONUMENT
(Image credit: Flickr user Miguel Castaneda)
Where You’ll Find It: Dublin, Ohio.
Skateboarding in the 60s was a totally freestyle affair, so your fellow skaters wouldn't look down upon you for cruising downhill while sitting on your board, but just like today skating was something you did with friends.
In the spring of '65 photographer Bill Eppridge hung out in New York City and documented all the cool kids on their skateboards, his photos published In the May 14, 1965 issue of Life Magazine.
This was back before skaters surfed pools or grinded rails, a simpler time when they just cruised around and enjoyed the ride, their skateboards seen as a fun but mellow form of mobility rather than a platform for performing stunts.
And even though skateboarding is mostly for young folks there is, was and always will be some older dude hanging around who wants in on the action, only back in the 60s they looked way cooler while not acting their age.
See Stunning Black And White Photos Of Skateboarding In The 1960s here
"All hockey hair innovation happens in the pomade plains here in Minnesota."
It is the dream of every hight school hockey player in Minnesota to be included in the All Hockey Hair Team. It may even be more important than winning the state hockey championship. John King of Game On! Minnesota assembles the best heads of hair every year for the honor. This very Minnesota video follows up on a previous honoree and his awesome life before it gets into this year's rankings. The number one head of hair may be a surprise.
Check out the team from 2017 and 2016. Also see the All Hockey Hair Teams from 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015. -via reddit
Movie fights are usually over the top scenes involving stuff being smashed, characters that cannot be knocked out and more sweet moves than an MMA match, which is apparently how most audiences like them to be.
However, in recent years Hollywood filmmakers have tried to make fight scenes more realistic, leaving audiences unsure how they feel about seeing what a real fight looks like on film.
But there's one thing audiences will always agree on- when a fight scene is awful it smacks you straight in the face with its awfulness- making it impossible to look away!
This WatchMojo compilation counts down the Top 10 Hilariously Awful Movie Fights, from the bloody ridiculousness of Samurai Cop to the shirt-ripping silliness of Undefeatable.
In 1980, Mark Hamill was dispatched to appear on a German TV show as part of the promotion for The Empire Strikes Back. Someone dug out a clip and posted it on Twitter.
Mark Hamill singing in German, 1980 pic.twitter.com/8MDi9UB2iJ
— skywalker (@tolkienianjedi) March 10, 2018
Hamill recalled that episode from long, long ago in a country far, far, away:
I remember not wanting to wear a gold jumpsuit like a rejected member of ABBA or if I could memorize dialogue in a foreign language-but thought "Who cares? No one outside of Germany will ever see this!" Thanks to the internet-NOTHING EVER GOES AWAY. Who knew?
Hamill said they told him the song was a Christmas tune, but he learned the lyrics phonetically and doesn't know what they said. If you'd like to see more of the surviving footage of the show, the clip below contains Hamill's skit, plus a dance number, and a goofy ad for Chew Chew Chewbacca chewing gum.
-via The Daily Dot
Cats look comically cool in costumes yet have a hard time keeping their cool while dressed up, but some kitties actually seem to enjoy wearing costumes, like this adorable Scottish fold munchkin cat named "Dog".
Dog genuinely likes wearing the costumes his owner Lê Quoc Phong puts on him, and because of his mellow mood and snazzy outfits Dog is able to go to work with fish vendor Lê and help him bring in customers.
Even though he has an ironic name Dog is one cool cat, and according to Lê he's the kinda cat who gets around town:
Dog feels very cosy [in these costumes] and can walk normally. …Dog loves ice cream, traveling and sleeping. He also has a lot of girlfriends and a lot of children in the country.
-Via Laughing Squid
Everyone hates potholes, and you want the one that you have to drive over to be repaired. But with limited funds, government entities have to prioritize. Only the worst ones get fixed. Cheshire West and Chester Council is the Twitter account for the body of government responsible for local road repair in that area of the UK. They posted a now-deleted Tweet explaining how they determine which potholes will be fixed first. They should have examined the picture a little closer before they made it available to the public.
And Darren should have had his glasses all the way on.
Poor Darren! There are plenty more funny responses in an imgur gallery. -via Metafilter
For some tacos are more than just a fun food product in a folded tortilla- they're an obsession, a passion, the perfect food loved by everyone and always in style.
And yet some taco trucks out there struggle to sell their stuffed shells because they can't seem to get customers to come to their spot, which is why they always say location is everything.
But if you can't choose to set up shop at a location where there are lots of customers then you've gotta bring the customers to you- by dragging them to your taco truck by their noses!
Dia De Los Tacos is a deliciously silly animated short created by Vincent Scala for the Nickelodeon Animated Shorts program 2017, and while it has nothing to do with Dia De Los Muertos it has everything to do with tacos!
Oof. I should have seen that one coming, but I did not. I was expecting some humorous but insightful punch line about whether the robot was actually autonomous or not. Well done. This is the latest comic from Alex Culang and Raynato Castro at Buttersafe.
Our bodies are built to derive energy from food, and we all need to take in a different amount of calories each day to keep our bodies functioning properly and give us all the energy we need.
Therefore the more physically active your lifestyle the more calories you need to take in, and for 4 time World's Strongest Man champion Brian Shaw that daily calorie intake level is over 9000, calories that is.
Brian eats 6 meals a day, weighing in at 9,000+ calories total, and that's not only a lot of food- that's a lot of prep time and effort to eat!
-Via Laughing Squid
Mister Scamander's amazing magical suitcase holds all the fantastic beasts he has ever been able to capture within it, but there's one group of creatures he has never been able to capture- nor set eyes upon in all of his travels. These beasts of Ghibli have remained hidden from all but the Creator Miyazaki himself, so if Scamander wants to check out the Ghibli Totoros, Kodamas and Kaonashi he has to watch the Ghibli films just like everyone else!
Take a magical menagerie with you wherever you go by wearing this Fantastic Ghibli t-shirt by LanfaTees, and people will "ooh" and "aah" when they see your cool shirt!
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Cats and dogs are often high on life, but that is nothing compared to being high on drugs. It's nice to be able to laugh at goofy pictures of cats and dogs, and also know that they are okay, and even under a doctor's supervision.
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The Mind Circle compiled a bunch of pet pictures taken during or after a veterinary visit. Some are sedated, some are angry, but all are adorable in their own way. -via Metafilter
You can find lots of positive and inspiring stories online, posts that push you to be a better person and look on the bright side of life, but those stories are sadly few and far between.
More often than not the stuff we stare at online just makes us feel deflated and unworthy of likes, with no hope of ever achieving anything worthy of going viral, and that makes the internet a truly sad place.
So rather than spin the wheel of fortitude as seen in this James Of No Trades Comics strip why not simply exit your web browser and play a video game instead? That way you'll feel like both a hero and an accomplished human being!
-Via Geeks Are Sexy
