How to Ruin a Pizza

Why would anyone do such a horrible thing to a pizza? And what kind of candy are those Santa Clauses made of that they didn't melt like the candy canes? This disaster was Tweeted by yung g.

Reason #261863 why I️ love the holidays pic.twitter.com/qPpBRBnLjc
— yung g (@toxicsmore) December 3, 2017

My guess is that this was done specifically for an internet picture. But it's far from the only dastardly deed done to a pizza that didn't deserve it. Besides adding candy, there are burned, mis-sliced, and mis-handled pizzas, and pizza hybrids from hell. For ardent pizza lovers, it's a horror story. See 17 Of The Most Disrespectful Things Done To Pizza In 2017 at Pleated-Jeans.

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I’m guessing the Santa’s are those gross hard fondant things sold as decorations for gingerbread houses and cakes and such. Technically edible, but only barely.

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Yikes !!

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How about this for pretentious... The last comic wasn't even edited properly?! "Oh, I'd would NEVER own a TV." REALLY?! I'm supposed to enjoy this mess? I'm going to a different website for my time wasting.

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"offending people with your morbidly obese pomposity"? So is fat shaming now so fully acceptable that you can use fat as an adjective?
would you gave written "offending people with your morbidly underweight pomposity"? or perhaps "offending people with your jew pomposity"?

classy

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