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Alien Baby Shower Cake

Buzzfeed has a roundup called 38 Baby Shower Cakes Made Of Nightmares. Many depict the moment of childbirth and include plenty of naked female anatomy, along with blood and newborn babies made of cake. Consider the full list NSFW. But this one made me laugh out loud. It takes a perverse imagination to serve a cake to a pregnant woman featuring an alien chestburster. Some of the others are pretty funny, but may be disturbing for sensitive souls. Just remember: they're all cakes. Link

"... blood and newborn babies made of cake." Sort of makes the whole baby thing out to be a piece of cake, doesn't it? And why not? After all... it's the way we live now.

"Killing your own child – just as acquiescing to killing the Jews was to the German public — was a form of enlistment by complicity. It is the last and most decisive step in the extinction of freedom. ... It is the shame of having gone along. By consenting to be an accomplice in the destruction of her own child she binds herself mystically to the doctrine of Moloch. “You are nothing but meat. So take this child and eat. Do this in memory of you.”"
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Bringing a baby into this world is an amazing thing and babies are beautiful but there is nothing pretty about any part of the baby making process and the details of child birth is something that should be left in to delivery room.... not on a cake.

I have a coworker that makes her sons watch their birth videos every year on their birthdays including full close up shots of their mother's woohaw and them being pushed out. Her poor kids will probably end up misogynists or terrified of women.
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