Affidavit for the Tooth Fairy
Emily McKenna Winter is a comedian. She apparently comes from a line of comedically-gifted people. When she was a child, her parents, who were both lawyers, compelled her to sign an affidavit for the Tooth Fairy.
The story goes that one of her teeth fell out. But she lost it in a bowl of cereal, so she couldn't turn it in to the Tooth Fairy for cash. So her parents drafted an affidavit attesting under penalty of perjury that she had indeed lost a tooth and requested that the Tooth Fairy accept the document in lieu of the tooth. If the Tooth Fairy agreed, Emily would not seek further remuneration should she locate the lost tooth.
-via Pleated Jeans
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If I can't find room in the house the books'll have to go in the loft with the rest of the deep storage - there's got to be around half a ton up there already.
How stupid is this idea - I thought burning books got ridiculed out of fashion with the bible thumpers.
Sometimes, they make odd choices, and we lose gems.
That doesn't mean that there isn't a place for some of these books. Many larger public libraries, university libraries and the Library of Congress keep many older, outdated books for the purpose of historical significance or tracking societal trends. Most public libraries are not archives. They do not have that mission nor the space or funds to do so.
When people come to the library for books about pregnancy or careers or for their science papers, they need current material, not outdated stuff that may misinform them.
Sure, this book isn't likely to "mislead" anyone, but it's less funny when outdated science or population figures make it into a kid's paper.
Frankly, old pregnancy advice could be dangerous!
You average public library's mission is not to be a home for your poor, your tired, your ragged masses falling from their bindings, it is a place people go for information. Current information.
It's hardly "book burning" for heaven's sake! Exactly how long are libraries supposed to hang on to outdated material? 'Til we are buried under it?