Mom's 18-Point Terms and Conditions for Son's iPhone

Like many teenagers, 13-year-old Greg Hoffman wanted an iPhone for Christmas. But to get one, he had to agree to and sign an 18-point set of terms and conditions - not from Apple or the phone company, but from his mom!

"Merry Christmas! You are now the proud owner of an iPhone. Hot Damn! You are a good & responsible 13 year old boy and you deserve this gift," the agreement begins. "But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations."

The first rule on his mother's list: "It is my phone. I bought it. I pay for it. I am loaning it to you. Aren't I the greatest?"

"I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it," Janell Hoffman wrote. "Failure to comply with the following list will result in termination of your iPhone ownership."

The rules include:

1. It is my phone. I bought it. I pay for it. I am loaning it to you. Aren't I the greatest?
2. I will always know the password.
3. If it rings, answer it. It is a phone. Say hello, use your manners. Do not ever ignore a phone call if the screen reads "Mom" or "Dad". Not ever.

Read the rest over at Good Morning America over at Yahoo!: Link | The video clip over at ABC News


We got our kids regular cellphones -not smartphones- a few years ago. The rule is that we got phones so WE can get hold of them, and if we can't, they'll be taken away. Which means they can't go anywhere, either! We have text blocking and data blocking.

When they asked for smartphones for Christmas last year, we gave them part of the cost in cash instead, so they had to think real hard about whether they really want to spend it. They've bought iPods and smartphones and use wi-fi instead of phone company data access. So far, I think they've made pretty good decisions.
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