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Time Out Timer Stool



We do time outs at my home. But only for the kids, although every now and then I'd like to have one, too! Wisteria offers this clever stool design with a five-minute hourglass. Use it to keep track of your little gremlin's punishment.

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It seemed like a good idea at the time, I guess. Professor S. Whim and Dr. Fisch developed the Fisch-Whim Underwater Turnstyle to stop collisions between fish in aquariums with large populations. Unfortunately, there wasn't a huge amount of cooperation, as varying species ignored the turnstyle altogether. Eventually the Fisch-Whim Underwater Turnstyle was abandoned, and its learned inventors decided to go into another business. They opened a very popular chain of seafood restaurants.

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The Lunacator, a device to illustrate the phases of the Moon, was a commercial failure due to a small design modiication made to reduce production costs.

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That folks is a saltwater taffy stretching wheel. I've seen one of these at a state fair. Once, you get the taffy nice and warm, you put in on this wheel with another wheel that spins in between it like two gears. It stretches the taffy repeatedly until you get a smooth, melt-in your mouth texture. Mmm, taffy.

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Adjustable blades arms that mount to hub of a wagon wheel for Wild West version of Death Race 2000...or shall I say 1800.

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What you got there is the business end of the Mohel3000, the unfortunate result of a "modernizing" trend in maternity hospitals in the 50s. Although ultimately discarded, the machine was at one time capable of up to 13KF per minute.

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Alas, Batman did not have room on his utility belt for the quadruple Batarang zipline implementer, which allowed him to effectively connect the four corners of a downtown intersection via superstrong Batcable, much like Spiderman's web, but cooler, and with better dialogue.

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It is an adjustable time vortex gyration gauge. It allows one to make small corrections in their ability to control the time dilation. This used only on the Billy Meier time travel machine, the 2nd version, you would need an adapter kit if you want to use it on the first version.

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It is the classic device used by novice step-dancers. They hold it between their hips as they practice positioning and distance. then they get "jiggy" with it.

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it is the classic device used by beginning step dancers to train them to stand in the correct postions and distances while gettin' jiggy.

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