Chuck and Beans are obviously suffering from post-Halloween depression, which is characterized by an acute lack of people dressing up like monsters and nothing to look forward to but a massive turkey dinner.
No wonder the stores are already advertising their Christmas merchandise, November sucks!
Link --via Tastefully Offensive
Sometimes making a bold statement on Halloween means dressing up like a bottle of Sriracha hot sauce and showing the world your spicy side.
Everyone will admire your bold fashion sense, and you can spend the night sharing your zest for life with the rest of the party.
One of the perks of staying home and handing out candy on Halloween is that you get to scare the pants off of trick-or-treaters, provided you don't mind a bit of retaliation.
With this doorbell you can terrify and delight those who dare press the button looking for a candy handout, and this mp3 powered prank is so easy to put together it's scary!
We're not sure how official these rankings really are, but the fifty costumes that made it on BuzzFeed's top 50 Halloween costumes of 2012 list are pretty darn cool.
There are some old friends we've featured before, like Stupid Sexy Flanders and a young Don Draper, and many new styles you may want to consider wearing next Halloween.
What would it be like to live in a world dominated by pumpkin-based lifeforms? You can visit the Dallas Arboretum to find out. There's currently an exhibit with thousands of examples and dozens of varities. A press release states:
The grounds will be filled with more than 50,000 pumpkins, squash and gourds. Guests will find displays featuring 45 varieties at unexpected locations – stacked near the entrance, lining the Paseo de Flores and marking the steps to the Women’s Garden.
In keeping with this year’s “It’s a Fairy Tale World” theme, Cinderella’s Pumpkin Village comes to life with four houses based on the classic fairytale. Constructed of 1,200 pumpkins and gourds, the houses depict Cinderella’s ballroom, the rooms of Cinderella and her ugly stepsisters, and the Fairy Godmother’s home. Children will be enchanted to explore the houses, and adults will be amazed at the construction details.
Press Release and More Photos -via VA Viper
The American Scream is a documentary which shows how three guys from Fairhaven, Massachusetts get ready for Halloween, as they build each and every bit of their terrifyingly fantastic haunted house.
They're true artists and craftsmen in every way, and put more into their Halloween decorations than most B-movies put into their entire production!
--via Gizmodo
Bram Stoker's Dracula is the granddaddy of modern horror fiction, and made vampires creepy cool well before the Twilight saga made them all sparkly and lame.
Since it's original publication in 1897, Dracula has been reprinted dozens of times and therefore sported many different covers, some more graphically illustrated than others... it's a bibliophile's delight!
Online coupon site Retail Me Not has come up with a very clever commercial suitable to air through multiple holidays, creating a new multi-seasonal mascot at the same time.
It's called the Pumpkin-Headed Turkey Claus, and it's the best multi-holiday celebrational mascot ever created for a commercial!
Even jack-o-lanterns sporting zipper faces look kind of disgusting, but you gotta admire the talent and craftsmanship that went into making this pumpkin look so horrifyingly good!
It must have taken the carver hours to get that "skin" texture just right, and the fact that the skull beneath the skin has a contrasting bony texture is a really nice touch.
Whoa, don't mess with this Halloweenie or he might blast you into next week!
War Machine costumes don't come much more realistic than this amazing creation by Stealth Cosplay, which features light details and a spinning shoulder mounted cannon.
Try wearing your Whiplash costume around this guy and see what happens!
Being stuck behind a desk all day can really get you down, so some people like to liven things up by decorating their office cubicle, especially around Halloween.
However, making your cubicle look like an In-N-Out restaurant makes office life so much worse, because it constantly reminds your fellow workers of what they can't have until quitting time- a delicious In-N-Out Double-Double!
The comedy stylings of Jimmy Fallon are at their most hilarious when he's doing an impression with music accompaniment, like this Bob Dylan styled cover of the Halloween schoolyard classic Trick Or Treat Smell My Feet.
Adding that Dylan inspired twang to this classic kiddie tune shows us what we were missing during all those playground singing sessions- the incoherent mumbling!
--via Laughing Squid
Lucy Knisley is a cartoon essayist with a colorful cast of characters, and her comics often explore what it means to be human.
Her latest comic is called Scaredcited, and it's a delightfully illustrated exploration of what really scares us, under the guise of visiting a haunted house.
It'll make you go "hmmmm....I hadn't thought about that!"
Having trouble making friends the old fashioned way? Try making a friend the Doctor Frankenstein way- in your basement with various body parts and a heady blast of electricity.
It worked for the kid in this video by Mike Dougherty, and now this young fellow has a buddy to trick-or-treat with who won't eat all his candy!
--via /Film
The Man of Steel couldn't decide which Halloween costume he liked best, so he tried them on all and posed long enough for illustrator Mike Mitchell to capture the moment.
Superman is still totally recognizable even when he's dressed as the Tin Man, Harry Potter or Ned Flanders, so how come nobody ever figure out the Clark Kent connection?
Link --via DesignTAXI
