Do you like listening to scary stories around the campfire? Well you may need to provide your own "campfire", but Jezebel's got you covered when it comes to terrifying tales thanks to their reader submitted stories. Browse the comments section of the post found at the link below to see what sort of horror lurks in the mind of Jezebel readers.

Have a few terrifying tales of your own to tell? If you think your scary story measures up be sure to share it with Jezebel next year!

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Ben Cooper costumes once sold this sad costume to the kids who have given up trying to look good when they go out trick-or-treating, and it's so bad it begs the question "dear God, why?"

The Little Rascals poncho is as much a confusing mess as it is a cheap piece of junk posing as a Halloween costume.

It comes with a Petey mask, and a poncho you wear over your clothes that features a cartoon version of Alfalfa, Buckwheat and Spanky, because dressing up like one of the Rascals involves way more time and effort than simply looking like a trash bag clad hobo.

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Extreme pumpkin carvers come in many forms, from the power tool laden craftsman to the wildly creative wild child squash sculptor, and they all have their own way of cutting out pumpkin faces.

Tom Nardone falls somewhere in-between the two extremes, which makes him a fun guest for Conan to share his spotlight with, even if things do get a bit messy in the end...

Heidi Klum has become the (un)official Queen of Halloween costumes because of her flamboyant sense of style and the fact that she pulls no punches with her costume choices.

From her more subdued Betty Boop and Goth Princess looks to the over-the-top ensembles that have made her a Halloween superstar, Heidi has proven herself to be the champion of clever Halloween costuming!

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Trotter the French bulldog is a real poser, and he loves dressing up in funny costumes any time of year because to Trotter every day is Halloween.

Peruse this giggle worthy gallery and you'll see just how great a French bulldog model can be!

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SNL has aired some hilarious sketches over the years, and they've had their fair share of stinkers too.

This sketch, about what happens when an amusement park ride breaks down and the animatronic characters freak out, falls somewhere in between hilarious and stinky, so watch and be mildly amused!

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They Live is a sci-fi paranoid fantasy and buddy movie all rolled into one, and it has influenced pop culture powerhouses from Shepard Fairey to Futurama with its vision of a world ruled by aliens disguised as human beings.

The premise is great, the movie is a lot of fun to watch, so it makes sense that people would want to wear that They Live look on Halloween.

Just don't be surprised if some out-of-work wrestler decides he doesn't like the look of you when he sees you wearing one of these getups!

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Remember that "there's an app for that" commercial from a few years back? Well, you'll want to add a question mark and an exclamation point to the end of that catch phrase when you browse this list of the top Halloween themed Android apps of 2012.

There's a costume picking app, an app full of horror shorts (films, I'm sure), and one that gives you a monster mouth, among the many other fun, and mostly free, apps to be found on this list compiled by Digital Trends.

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June O'Brien had a toaster possessed by a demon. This video is of an appearance O'Brien made on The Today Show in May 1984. There's really nothing else I can add to this except you have to watch the whole thing. -via Arbroath

Beware those sugary treats you bring inside your home on Halloween night, because they might bite back!

Calvin and Hobbes have such an overactive imagination that those sugary treats have turned into a creature from their worst nightmare right before their eyes, a fun tribute to candy laced dreams illustrated by DeviantARTist croonstreet.

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Man, Kotaku's 2012 reader submitted gallery of Halloween costumes is so epic, with 50+ images and sooooo many cool costumes to look at it's almost as fun as playing the actual video games they're (almost all) based on. High scores all around clever costumers!

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German artist Markus Fischer has created a papercraft pattern for this cute little skeleton guy so you can print him out and let him stand around somewhere in your home or office.

He won't take up much space, and he won't need any food, water or sunlight to be happy, he just needs a hand putting himself together and a flat surface to stand on.

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Scooby Doo Where Are You? is the supernatural superstar of TV animation, and even though the monsters almost always turned out to be a master criminal in disguise the spooky atmosphere was undeniable.

The hand painted background pieces by Walt Peregoy were an integral part of that atmosphere, and Flavorwire's got a great collection for you to investigate at the link below, so you can relive the environmental horror without the shaggy dog story.

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Coming to America is an underrated source of inspiration for Halloween costumes that shouldn't be overlooked come decision time, because every character sports a unique and distinctive look that will wow the crowds and may cause people to call you Your Highness.

Check out ten fine examples of Coming to America costuming done right at the link below, they'll make your Soul Glo!

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Dog shaming comes in many forms, and around Halloween you can shame them and make people laugh all with one clever idea for a costume.

This little Poop Factory doesn't look ashamed of what he produces, he looks proud to be putting out such a high volume of product!

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