Grandma's Hobby is Badmouthing the Cat

What happens when a formerly peaceful household is invaded by a cute kitten? Dorothy is a sharp-tongued little old lady who lives with her grandson Adam and a cat named Trigger. I believe they must have named him Trigger because he triggers Dorothy's ire. He gets in her hair, into everything in the kitchen, and on her last nerve. In other words, he's a typical house cat. From the beginning, Dorothy didn't want to have anything to do with him. Or so she claims. 

Dorothy has a repertoire of colorful phrases for Trigger, delivered perfectly. Her yelled commands and constant insults bounce off Trigger's back, but her lines are priceless. The best one is "the damage is done." Will no one rid her of this turbulent feline? She has to be poked and prodded to say anything nice about the cat, but the Dodo manages to pull it out of her. Just a little.


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