Michael Koopmans is a Trekkie and dedicated collector of the most obscure and bizarre items of Star Trek merchandise. Yes, we are all familiar with the Spock helmet, an ongoing source of mirth on the internet for the past decade. But did you know about the Star Trek metal detector?
Yes, this is a real metal detector that has been branded as an authentic, licensed Star Trek tool with the application of a few decals. Now you can go metal detecting on the beach, just like Scotty must have done at some point.
Do you appreciate the robust flavor of William Shatner? Of course you do! In 2004, Shatner allowed his name to be added to selected bottles of ketchup to raise money for a charity. Koopmans owns a bottle.
Many Star Trek actors released musical albums as a straightforward way to earn a bit more money. Grace Lee Whitney, who played Janice Rand on the original series, Voyager, and The Motion Picture. You can listen to her vocal work here.
These aren't pool floaties, but you could probably use them for that purpose. Here is Koopmans holding his inflatable video store promotional displays.
Strictly speaking, this doormat isn't official Star Trek merchandise, but a craft that Koopmans made. The Klingon text translates into "Where is the bathroom?"
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