A portal to hell has opened: A place in Belarus has been discovered where they make "kurachino" — cappuccino inside a rotisserie chicken.
— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) February 12, 2026
Is it a unique idea or a food perversion? pic.twitter.com/fNH3kSaSa8
Is this real? I mean, it could be AI. Everything is these days.* But there's no reason why we couldn't pour a freshly-made cappuccino into a whole rotisserie chicken. Nor is there any reason why I shouldn't do it.
Right now.
NEXTA, which I gather is a news network operated by Belarusian exiles in Poland, asks "Is this a unique idea or a food perversion?" The question is a false choice.
*Did you think that "Miss Cellania" is an actual human? Did you think that "Kentucky" is a real place?
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