Have you ever seen a snail that looked old, ugly, saggy, or tepid? Of course not. Snails always look youthful, vibrant, and moisturized. So it makes sense to pay spas a lot of money to put snails on your face.
Ideally, you want to biggest snails available, specifically giant African land snails (Lissachatina fulica) because they have the most mucus. According to one cosmetics company, the mucus not only rejuvenates your skin, but also gently massages your flesh as the snails roam across your body (you can opt for locations other than your face).
Who would like to go first?
-via David Thompson
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Me pay? No way. And it would take a whole lotta dough to get me to agree to let those snails crawl on my face. nuh ugh.
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Not even if you have to pay a few hundred dollars for the experience?
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Nope. Only in my nightmares..
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