Mayonnaise-Filled Chocolate Cups

The Bard said:

In peace, there's nothing so becomes a man

As modest stillness and humility;

But when the blast of war blows in our ears,

Then imitate the action of the tiger

When hard times are upon us, we may rely upon the stiffened sinews of The Vulgar Chef, a man whom we know only by his title, his manful deeds, in the kitchen. Lo! He has crafted chocolate cups filled with the richest mayonnaise. Let us rejoice.