Couple Gets Married by a Giant Jar of Mayonnaise

"Tradition," G.K. Chesterton wrote, "means giving a vote to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is a democracy of the dead." To embrace tradition means to recognize that our forebearers were not fools and may offer us lessons that we need not learn the hard way with each succeeding generation.

So it is fitting that, as The Wall Street Journal reports, Heather Schroering and Nick Phillips married at a Las Vegas chapel in a ceremony presided over by Manny Mayo, the mascot of the Hellmann's brand of mayonnaise. Unilever, the owner of the Hellmann's brand, paid for the event in exchange for using it to create commercials--as is tradition.

-via Dave Barry | Photo: Hellmann's Mayonnaise