It's time to class up this shindig. Yes, a champagne fountain is nice, but it's also expensive and does not defeat the ennui of the modern party scene. But a pickle fountain will make sure that people talk about your party for years to come.
Born in Space has a roundup of TikTok videos showing people setting up and enjoying pickle fountains at events. The spigots are helpful for those of us who prefer to drink pickle juice straight from the source. If you insist on staying traditional, you can offer champagne glasses to your guests for this purpose. But don't be surprised if I just stick my whole head under a spigot and open it up.
-via Dave Barry