An Honest Ad for Bars



Spokesman Roger Horton is back with an ad for a bar. This is not about the dive down the street where you drop by and know every customer already, because you saw the same people there yesterday. No, this is a newer place, with pretentious menu items to match the pretentious drink prices. This one has taken an Irish theme, without much real connection to Ireland. An authentic Dublin-style Hawaiian pizza? Is that some kind of a joke? Yes, it is, but it's not all that far off from the fake ambience this bar is trying its best to exude. The only thing cringier is seeing Roger in a dress, as he plays the waitress as well as the bartender. Well, the experience won't be so bad if you drink enough. You'll just have to suffer a hangover and an empty wallet.


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Sounds like cognitive bias: http://www.healthbolt.net/2007/02/14/26-reasons-what-you-think-is-right-is-wrong/

Like all of the wackos who thought 9/11 was predicted after the fact.

No offense, just sayin...
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I'm not touching the olympics with a ten foot pole. First all the controversy regarding the environment and killing of various people/animals, and now natural disasters.
Thanks a lot, China.
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Strange...we're almost a year and a month late, and still these pimped-out hello kitties brings doom to humanity? Or are they underlings of C'thulu?
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It's great we can take things out on those evil chinese. One day, I will adopt many chinese female babies and as they grow up, I will tell them tales of the evil chinese and allllllll the wonderful things the infallible British did for ungrateful china during their colonization.. In the very near future, the righteous and infallible America will one day trump evil china. Don't worry china, you wont be forgotten, my home is zen like with asian style furniture. I even have a rock garden in my backyard. I have a collection of oriental tea sets I like to display on a 5-tier lighted corner shelf. I even have those neat green bamboo plants I purchased from IKEA in a glass vase with rocks.
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@ S-r-ex

Nice one. You should check out Blogadilla's C'thulu post from last year: http://www.blogadilla.com/2007/07/21/what-is-it-of-the-week-cthulhu/
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5? let me guess...
- generalized air and water pollution
- no human rights whatsoever
- lack of politicall freedom
- rampant corruption
- other countries starting to complain about generalized corporate spying and economical dumping?

May you live in interesting times...
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I am def not watching a bit of the Olympics for 2 reasons.
Since the ability to allow pro athletes sullies the games itself.

And

China needs to have more natural disasters and hopefully the next will be a major shift in the continent. as in, like atlantis, it just slips entirely under the sea.

Like daddy always said, "only good red is a dead red."
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