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Making threats is never good, but if you are going to, you may as well be creative about it. People are more likely to listen (or read) and remember when you do. You don't really want to hurt someone, but you want them to know how you feel. And it might even go viral. That's where the subreddit Rare Threats comes in, to archive the wittiness people employ when they are angry and have a minute to think about it.
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You might have heard this one elsewhere. Several commenters attributed it to Klinger in the TV series M*A*S*H, and one recalled it from the children's book The Lightning Queen (published in 2015). But I will always remember it as a Johnny Carson staple, when he did his Carnac the Magnificent bit. See 40 of these imaginative but unserious threats posted online at Bored Panda. But my advice is, don't make threats.
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