Fellas, Burt’s Bees Radiance Body Lotion Has an Unwelcoming Surprise for Straight Men

This is a little lesson to research what you buy before you buy it. An unwelcoming surprise awaits.

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#1 clickbait#2 Matt us right, plenty of people don't want to be covered in glitter, regardless of their gender or sexuality#3 what did you think "radiance" means.
Seriously lowering the bar here.
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Ah, yes, as a gay man, I and all of my gay friends love nothing more than rubbing glitter over our bodies and prancing through town like a horde of Twilight vampires. /s (Amusing story, but unexpected sparkling body lotion would be unwelcome by many regardless of gender/sexuality, including us gay men.)
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"Fellas, Burt’s Bees Radiance Body Lotion Has an Unwelcoming Surprise for Straight Men." Unwelcoming means having an inhospitable or uninviting atmosphere or appearance."Perhaps this mineral is grinded into little glitter specs and sprinkled into the lotion to radiate your skin". "Ground” is the correct past tense form of “grind.” "Specs" is a Colloquial abbreviation for specifications or spectacles. "Specks is more likely what he meant. So much for literacy.
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