Police have issued a wanted poster on a runaway cow that’s been “roaming loose in Florida” for three months. While not dangerous, the cops are worried that the aforementioned cow might be the cause of a traffic accident if not brought under control. What’s more, the cow is said to be “faster than she looks”.
Police spokeswoman Amanda Conwell told reporters that police officers and specialist cattle wranglers have been unable to catch the animal. Once or twice they’ve got close but been forced to back off when the animal came close to busy roads.
“It jumps fences,” she said. “It goes into pools.”
One Florida resident said she was relieved to see the Wanted poster, because she had seen the cow in the road a few days before and had been worried that she had been hallucinating.
Ah, the weird things that happen in Florida.
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Hm. Well it seems the steaks are high
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