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I believe it is a Voskhod Spacecraft IMP Globus Navigation device
BNTKN = number of orbits.

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An earth (orbit) indicator, sometimes called „mechanical mission globe“ indicates the position of a spacecraft over the planet or subsatellite point.

This one seems to be soviet made, similar ones have been used in Soyuz, TKS, Vostok, Almaz and Salyut...

The numbers indicate earth communication stations..

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It's a sauna for Globey from Pee Wee's Playhouse.

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It's a Russian Missing-Sock Detector.
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Russian Waldo locator

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It's for finding Carmen SanDiego!

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An euronium P-48 explosive space modulator!

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Soviet Hardware version of Google Earth.

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Tardis locating device

Why, Miss C, I had no idea that the Russians created a device to keep track of you. Pretty accurate, as well.

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In Soviet Russia, spacecraft track you!

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Portable TARDIS interior. Just in case the Doctor needs a pocket-size one.

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Despite the ominous appearance, this is actually just a device for locating the coin slots on mini globe banks. It takes much more precision than you'd think.

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It's clearly an enormous air cleaner, photographed from Space...see the World in the window?

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A Russian Maytag front loading globe washer!!

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Analog Lojack System. Offered as an option on the classic Russian Volga automobile.

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Magrathean planet incubator. (I hope you geeks understood that.)

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GPS for cosmonauts.

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Nikita Khrushchev had this device developed in 1961 to track the movements of Santa Claus. You see, for three years in a row he received nothing in his stocking. Knowing full well that he had in fact been a good boy he believed that Santa had been assassinated and replaced with a US spy. What better way to spy on anyone in the world than with the perfect disguise of a jolly fat man sneaking into people's homes at night and placing toys with hidden cameras and microphones.

So Khrushchev used this device to track and then capture the US Santa Claus spy and then use brainwashing techniques to turn him into a double agent. All of this is of course what really led to the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962.

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Russia's version of Google Earth. Works by splicing it into a phone line. It is a the mobile version of the device. It attaches to a car battery.

Greek Flight Navigation Simulator.

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Russian prototype of the iPhone with GPS

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Global thermonuclear war targeting device circa 1966. Would you care to play a game Mr. Bond?

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It is old Soviet Bloc technology that North Korea is presently using as a missile targeting controller in it's nuclear weapons program.

Oh, good - it's a spare planet, Third Rock From the Sun edition! In case of cataclysmic event, just break glass.

*insert environmentalist message here*

What Do You Want To Do Tonight, Ladies Fit S, please...

Kim Jong-un's childhood toy.

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Part of Vostok-1 spacecraft control panel.

Globe helped cosmonaut back to earth.

Soviet attempt to locate the Island from LOST

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World band radio. World included.

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Bowling ball washer repurposed to track pizza delivery to the kremlin.

Etch a Sketch Earth !

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A position over Earth indicator used in the Vostok space capsule.

Soviet navigational device for (early) spacecraft.

It is a UFO tracking device. The targeting system works by rotating the globe inside, and every time it spots a UFO it sends out a signal to all the tinfoil hats!

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Apple Maps 2.0

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Russian "Modpunk" GPS

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Pre-digital Soviet-era video game entitled "I nuke West Virginia"

Dharma Foundation Island Locator