We stopped after just one moon and got our magma vents snipped. But Jupiter kept going and going. Soon, she had 79 kids!
That's just too much stress and work. If you have too many moons, eventually you start losing a few.
-via Pleated Jeans | Image: Safely Endangered Comic
Mars adopted its two. Jupiter's are also adopted. The Earth-Moon relationship is ... questionable.
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