Shocking Penises with Sound Waves Helps Treat Erectile Dysfunction

Feeling short on energon? Having trouble transforming for action? Researchers at the University of Naples (Italy, not Florida) found that zapping penises with specific sound waves while providing pharmaceutical supplements was more effective at providing erections than the drug treatments alone. The Daily Mail reports:

Overall, the combined approach of tadalafil and LiESWT at 2,400 pulses gave 'significant advantage' compared to those who only had tadalafil, the researchers said.   
Writing in the Asian Journal of Andrology, the authors shockwave therapy is believed to stimulate pathways that encourage growth factors.
A growth factor is a natural substance in the body which helps with healing and cell growth.
This, Dr Verze and colleagues said, may regenerate nerve fibres and blood vessels in the penis, improving blood flow.

-via Dave Barry | Image: Hasbro


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Ooh, I remember these ... they're good for a while, but were tiresome to use all the time. Optical mouse is much better (and I suppose that's why trackball mouse got muscled out of the market).
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At my work desk, I use a mouse. But at home, my PC is connected to a flat-screen TV that I view from the comfort of my recliner. A wireless keyboard on my lap, and a Logitech trackball parked on the armrest, make the perfect combo.
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