Scientists have discovered the first fast radio burst that beats at a steady rhythm, and the mysterious repeating signal is coming from the outskirts of another galaxy.
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I have deciphered the signals. They say "ignore the climate change mongers, you are not causing any and you can't do anything about it anyways."
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That's the activation signal for the uprising.
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