Lately, your waifu has been pestering you about your long-term future together. She wants a ring, if for no other reason than to show it off to her friends.
You should give her what she wants by doing what this man in Japan did. He collected his fingernail clippings for a year. Then he ground them into a fine powder, baked the powder, then compressed the resulting glob into a black gemstone.
Good luck and may you have many blissful years together!
-via David Burge
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I love how you put "girlfriend" in quotes, like no one believes he really has one.
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Baking naul powder. Mmmm.... that smell in the kitchen!O_o
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thats disgusting
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