If a bank robber were to hit Metropolis Bank, luck would have it that Clark Kent is in the bank, waiting in line. Kent is reluctant to use his super powers to stop the crime. Is it because that would reveal his secret identity? Well, no, as we've all noticed, Superman's "disguise" as Kent is a waste of time. He's staying out of it because he's taking a personal day as his therapist recommended. Studio C gives us an awkward clash between the world of comic book heroes and the self-help movement. -via io9
Aaand his adoptive parents are dead. Because one of the huge number of Superman's enemies was watching the news. And they revealed his secret identity. That everyone in the bank somehow already knew. Still funny though.
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