Artful Euphemisms for "Died" in Obituaries

Perhaps when my time comes, my obituary will say that I was "withdrawn from the library collection." That would be a pretty good way to say that I died. It would fit in well with this Instagram archive of unique and clever euphemisms for death in obituaries.

-via Nag on the Lake


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a couple years ago the new yorker magazine had a great article on this machine. if you want to read it, clear here - http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/05/14/070514fa_fact_seabrook
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That is awesome. I've never heard of New Scientist, but after this and the piece on scientists using themselves as guinea pigs, i think i might need to subscribe.
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In middle ages,church could put in fire all Greeks with
?opernikos.
But,but...
if the Greeks had the change to continue,moon?s travel
nowadays is Mars?es one.
Not only using science,but philosophy as well.
You see...mind needs food.
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