Circular Police Chase

This police chase in Rzhyshche, Ukraine, needs a soundtrack. May I suggest "Yakety Sax"? The car they are trying to stop was driven by a woman who was believed to be drunk. Shooting out her tires didn't stop her, but a round planter almost did. The question is: who was the dumbest participant in this scene? -via Boing Boing

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That is too crazy - must be seen to be believed! The cops didn't do their profession much credit, but what was the suspect thinking anyway? Many a cop will tell you that the overwhelming majority of criminals and scofflaws are, to put it politely, a few cats shy of an alley.

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Yes, that determination was a piece of "Cake" (hah!)

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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

Engines pumping and thumping in time

The green light flashes, the flags go up

Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup

They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank

Fuel burning fast on an empty tank

Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns

Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

(S)he's going the distance

(S)he's going for speed

She's all alone (all alone)

All alone in her time of need

No contest on the biggest idiot. That would be the copper who drove right into the planter, chased the car around on foot, and then tried to shoot its tires out.

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"Yakety Sax" is a song that is appropriate for all occasions. I hope that it is played at my funeral.

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What's a floppy drive?

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Ahhahahaha! It's like deck chairs on the Titanic that auto-arranges itself when they detect the ship is listing. Bravo!

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Seems like a lot of work for about 1.5 MB of storage capacity per diskette...

How about designing a spill-resistant keyboard? I've probably destroyed a dozen of them with my morning coffee.

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Hopefully he'll do a buggywhip holder next.

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theres this thing called the internet... you can send people mail with it, but its all on the computer so you never have to go to the post office.

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Floppy disk? Does it have a time machine function?

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This guy should invest in my anti-lock braking system for covered wagons.

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This would be great to help prevent me from constantly spilling beer on my router, but probably not provide much due to me kicking it over in a drunken nerdrage.

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Jeez, don't be so negative! Don't you think they can take this technology and put it in other things on your desk?

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So I spill a beer on it and it rewards me by popping up and knocking over the backup beer I have sitting on top of it.

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Looks to me like a 5 1/4 inch floppy drive. They went out of use about a million years ago.

(okay more like the early 80's)

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It reminds me of a white grand piano.

Seeing how "Attenborough Design Group, a fictional organisation..." this could very well apply to an alternate reality with a different tech level.

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