You Will Be Sick (And Maybe Dead) - If You Follow The Five Second Rule
Oh No! That sudden 'splat' and your piece of toast lands on the carpet. You are not going to waste minutes waiting to replace it....No, simply claim the 'five second rule,' pick the food up, brush it off and you...
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