Tex is a longhorn that lives at Ima Survivor Donkey and Farm Animal Sanctuary. He really enjoyed playing with his big inflatable ball, until it met a barbed wire fence and utter destruction set in. Poor Tex! The post at Metafilter was introduced with a poem.
my name is Bull
and my ball red
i bump it with
my pointy head
but now my ball
I cannot whack
i am so sad
plz bring it back?
Long time Neatorama followers will recognize the poetic form.
Awwwwwwww, poor Tex. Actually I'm surprised his horns didn't do in the ball before the barbed wire did. Then again, the distance between his horn points is greater than the diameter of the ball.
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