Japan Maritime Self Defense Force in the Sesabo region has got a new mascot: pink sea cucumber.
Why pink sea cucumber, you ask? @mondomascots explains "[it's] because sea cucumbers don't run, don't hide, and have a thick skin which is good for protection from enemies."
Just don't tell 'em that sea cucumbers turn out to be delicious as well!
Photo: @mondomascots
. . . and if things get REALLY rough, they expel their intestines to disgust their enemies.
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