Using Tinder: Mario Vs. Wario

Nintendo was kind enough to provide both Mario and Luigi with their own princesses to rescue and subsequently marry, so they wouldn't have to date around like a pair of regular old plumbers.

But, as is often the case when someone is forced into a marriage, Princess Peach soon lost interest in Mario and fell for her bad boy captor Bowser, leaving Mario to head back on to the dating scene.

Since Mario has been in a serious relationship he knows how to set up a proper profile on apps like Tinder, so there's hope for him yet, but I'm pretty sure Wario has never had a date in his life so he sees Tinder as a numbers game.

In other words, Wario is hoping that if enough desperate people see his profile one of them will agree to go on a date with him, which will probably be the end of the line for his nonexistent love life...

(comic by JHALL)

See Using Tinder: Mario Vs. Wario here


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Too cute. Hey, the lil bird knows a meal ticket when it sees one :D Hope no heartless bastard takes advantage of that though and kills the bird or captures it.
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Juice is a good observer.
American Robins were named after the European ones because both have a red chests, but they're not closely related. American Robins are in the thrush family, while European Robins are closer related to flycatchers.
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Please can someone inform neatorama that this version of the Youtube clip is a rip-off and is an unauthorized copy. My video can be found by key words Tame Robin Worcester. The Video was made by me (Youtube user name Yoeddy) If someone can help I’d be very grateful.

John.
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Good to see John Hancock on Neatorama! This story is huge in the British press and has received loads of wonderful comments on newspaper message boards. Robins are supposed to aggressive little birds towards others on their territory but there's no doubt that they are cute. I had one on my bird table this morning as I was putting out nuts and seeds. He kept cocking his head on one side as though he was showing off and he seemed to have no fear of me. On the other hand if I come across a pheasant in the garden, it causes pandemonium as it flies away in panic.
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