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A Cold And Calculating Monster

Humans are always worrying about monster attacks and preemptively hunting down monsters so they don't attack, but have you ever wondered what monsters think about this whole messy business?

They think what we all know- humans are the real monsters, since they kill creatures of the night over and over again just because they remind humans of themselves.

So to all the human monster hunters out there I implore you- do like the folks from Pickled Comics suggest and put monsters to work as CPAs instead of destroying them- you can count on monsters!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


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The Lunacator, a device to illustrate the phases of the Moon, was a commercial failure due to a small design modiication made to reduce production costs.

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That folks is a saltwater taffy stretching wheel. I've seen one of these at a state fair. Once, you get the taffy nice and warm, you put in on this wheel with another wheel that spins in between it like two gears. It stretches the taffy repeatedly until you get a smooth, melt-in your mouth texture. Mmm, taffy.

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What you got there is the business end of the Mohel3000, the unfortunate result of a "modernizing" trend in maternity hospitals in the 50s. Although ultimately discarded, the machine was at one time capable of up to 13KF per minute.

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Alas, Batman did not have room on his utility belt for the quadruple Batarang zipline implementer, which allowed him to effectively connect the four corners of a downtown intersection via superstrong Batcable, much like Spiderman's web, but cooler, and with better dialogue.

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It is an adjustable time vortex gyration gauge. It allows one to make small corrections in their ability to control the time dilation. This used only on the Billy Meier time travel machine, the 2nd version, you would need an adapter kit if you want to use it on the first version.

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It is the classic device used by novice step-dancers. They hold it between their hips as they practice positioning and distance. then they get "jiggy" with it.

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