When a cultist heads out to join a Satanic order but ends up hailing some guy names Stan you know some really stupid stuff is about to happen, like ridiculous rituals and some goofy plan involving a goat.
But nobody ever said cultists were bright, 'cause if they were they wouldn't be praying to dark and dangerous gods who want to devour them or torture them for eternity! Heed this visual warning by Gunshow Comics and leave the cult life alone!
-Via Geeks Are Sexy