Vader's Got Jokes - Neatorama

As you might have suspected, the most famous father figure in the galaxy is full of Dad jokes. In this video from Nerdist, Darth Vader delivers all the one-liners he wish he could've done in the original movies.

And the bad puns just keep coming, one right after another. Stop groaning, or you'll miss one! -via Geeks Are Sexy

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Some of the jokes are really lost in translation with closed captioning.

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Vader made one pun in Rogue One, and people have gone barking mad. They say its out of character. Why would it be? I must admit I have not watched eps 2-3 so I don't know much about Anakin's background.

But is it much of a stretch to have him choke out a pun once in a while? Even Palpatine has his moments of levity. And his grandson Kylo Ren. That guy's a barrel of laughs, especially on Undercover Boss (it's canon, right?).

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I have an issue with how the message was printed out....think about it.

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@Randi

My thoughts exactly!
Such a minor detail does ruin it a bit. Too bad, considering the amount of work that has been put into it :/

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What.. you never seen a multiple printhead printer?

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For all you know it's using lens height adjustment and LASERS! for a variable dot pitch print head!

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Unless all steampunk messages start with "end of message"...?

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Just to be clear, this would be an R2D2 made centuries AFTER the original [since the whole "Star Wars" thang happened "a long time ago"].

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Old feed printers are often programmed in such a way - its' nothing unusual. Does this guy do this for fun or does he profit from it in some way?

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Russ is right. Some older printers did use to print "backwards" in a way so that the message was actually readable. In any of those old movies (or even some new ones) where you see something print off and they don't even look at it until it's done, tear it off, then read. It works simply like that.

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