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A New Novel Reveals The Fate Of Jar Jar Binks After Revenge Of The Sith

Ever since he made his last big screen appearance in Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith Jar Jar Binks has been the butt of many jokes, and a few fan theories even speculate the Gungan may be a Sith Lord in disguise.

Mashable received an advanced copy of Chuck Wendig's new novel Star Wars Aftermath: Empire's End and found out that fan theory hit the Meesa right on the Binks- because Jar Jar was working for the Empire after all.

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In Empire's End a young refugee runs into Jar Jar, who is now a street performer, and the Gungan opens up to the kid about his dark past:

"Jar Jar makin some uh-oh mistakens," the Gungan says, explaining why he isn't wanted anywhere either. "Desa hisen Naboo tink I help the uh-oh Empire." He stares into the distance, suggesting he knows more than he's saying.

I knew that little bastard stank worse than Dagobah!

-Via The Verge


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I can't imagine being forced to READ a character who talks like that. Having to listen to it was punishment enough.

Now that Disney owns the series, can they go back and overdub him?
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The company wanted to introduce an animal(?) to be the fall guy/funny accomplice to make light of heavy material. It didn't work. All it did was annoy the viewers. Adding some bumbling persona to make viewers even more anxious really isn't the way to make viewers want to come back for more viewings. JarJar Binks sucked big time. Glad he's gone. Hopefully forever...
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