If you're considering taking a tour of the English countryside and your map points you in the direction of a small town called Royston Vasey I suggest you take a cruise instead, because Royston Vasey is a local town for local people. That being said, if your curiosity causes you to disregard my warning and investigate Royston Vasey anyway you should do so from the comfort and safety of Barbra's taxi cab and watch who you speak to while in town. Because some very peculiar things go on in Royston Vasey, and Briss the family butcher is always stocked with fresh meat even though there isn't a ranch within a hundred miles of the town, and the town has not received a meat delivery since 1993...
If you want to join the league of gentleman you'll need much more than just this Special Stuff t-shirt by Jo Morley, but the shirt will show the townsfolk where your allegiance lies, which may keep you alive for another night...
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