In the latest in their series of Honest Ads, Cracked looks at coffee. How you feel about this ad slamming our drinking habits all depends on how you drink your coffee. For example, the fact that caffeine is addicting and everyone drinks it doesn’t sound too bad, since it doesn’t impair one’s judgement or abilities. But I can laugh at people adding sugar and milk to convince themselves that it tastes good, because I don’t do that.
That part about sustainability and coffee bean growers is a bit disturbing, but it probably won’t influence your opinion on drinking coffee. After all, we are addicted to it.
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And anybody who introduces themselves by relating what books and comics they've read recently seems pretty danged good to me (actually I'm currently trying to get into Chia Mellville's Perdito Street Station myself, I get the feeling I -will- enjoy it if I manage to get through the first chapter ...) anyway, hello! =)
I unlocked a short video. The bionic woman turns around while in a dark alley to see a thug come out. She begins to assess him with her bionic eye with a split screen effect (left side is regular/right side is bionic assessment). Her assessment show a knife in his right hand. He walks toward her and asks if she is looking for something. He slashes at her and she grabs his hand, knocks the knife up into the air, knocks thug onto his back, catches knife out of air, and puts it to thug's neck. This is done quickly in a fluid motion but not so fast as to not catch it.
I tried to get a better score to see if it would unlock more or better stuff, but I couldn't.
I went back and did it again. After getting 82%, I unlocked another short video. One guy turns to another and asks how long til she's combat ready. The other replies that she's a civilian. That was it two whole lines.
Don't spoil it for the next no-prize winner.
Do I get a cookie?
I messed up the hearing thing, but I got 75% straight for the first 3 tests...