Babies haven't fully grown into their faces yet, which is why they're always being told they look like great aunt or uncle so-and-so, or some famous face on a TV show.
But the truth is- babies almost always resemble their parents, or their ancestors, except for those fortunate babies who are destined for fame because they look exactly like pop culture characters!
It's not hard to find a baby who looks exactly like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, but finding a baby born with facial hair and a mohawk who looks like Mr. T is like finding a gold fork in your bag of takeout-never gonna happen!
And a baby who looks just like Vizzini from Princess Bride- now that's inconceivable!
A Stay-Puft marshmallow baby isn't really a stretch
But a baby who looks like Mr. Clean is a rare and wondrous find, and they keep your floors sparkling clean as they crawl!
But those who are born with facial hair often have a bad attitude, like this badass biker baby
And while some babies born with hair are actually wild things
And many moustachied babies, like this little Nacho Libre, are actually good kids
Facial hair is usually a sign that the infant is like a tiny Ron Burgundy- bad to the bone.
But as this pic of Judas Priest frontman Rob Halford as a baby proves- babies don't need facial hair to be total badasses
Although facial hair does make them look like they're perpetually up to no good
But enough about babies with facial hair- what about babies who look like magical critters, like this adorable little Oompa Loompa?
Babies are easily mistaken for magical creatures like Dobby
Because babies are born with full mana, and like little gnomes their charm is hard to resist
Even when they're acting like a total Grouch they're still adorable and lovable
They're our little magical Minions, born to do our bidding until they figure out how to take over the world
And they enchant us with their cuteness like little Harry Potters
Those little stars make us feel like the kings and queens of the cosmos
But they can also make us wonder what planet they're actually from
But mostly we're left wondering how those little critters can look so darn cute all the time
Babies are like living dolls who don't have to do anything but sit around with a smile on their face, although we occasionally force them to play dress-up
They may be small, helpless and unable to kick a football
But parents see their babies as the larger-than-life stars of their own reality show! Just don't feed them any spinach before they play with their friends, or there might be trouble...
If you have pics of your baby characters that you'd like to share please post them in the comment section below, we'd love to see them!