Bears are the big, burly and sometimes scary critters we humans love with a passion, and even though they haven't totally made up their minds about us we can't get enough of them!
No matter what kind of animal makes your spirit soar there's a shirt that shows off your wild side available at the NeatoShop, home of the most hair raising designs on the 'Net!
Bears come in all shapes, sizes and colors
And whether they're monochromatic and super lazy
Or colorful and full of magical bear energy
Bears are absolutely the coolest!
They don't judge other critters for being a bit kooky
And they try to keep the fussing and fighting to themselves
No matter what they do we never stop loving those bears
And in their own strange, and sometimes, deadly way they love us back
And they definitely don't seem to mind all that human attention
That is, when they're not busy hibernating
Or in a fighting mood
Most of the time bears are okay with people visiting their beautiful backyards
And some bears even wish they had our human sense of style when they see us
A feeling we reciprocate by dressing up like bears, which isn't quite as good a look for us
Because you can't fake being a bear
There's way too much magic inside their furry bodies, and nobody has that much sparkle
Bears have an indomitable spirit
An adventurous and mischievous nature
And they can go from perfect angel to raging terror in the bat of a lash
They actually crap in the woods too
And many bears spend their lives in the woods, which is why you should stay alert when outdoors
Keep your eyes open for falling bears
Beware of bears bearing gifts
And no matter how desperate they seem for some lovin', DO NOT HUG THE BEARS!!
If you have a hard time containing your love of bears, or any other animal for that matter, then you should head to the NeatoShop and grab some garments that star your favorite forest critter!
The NeatoShop is chock full of fun designs for every geeky, or furry, taste, and their shirt prints are the best in the biz so you'll be buying a shirt you'll enjoy for years to come.
So head to the NeatoShop and grab a sweet new shirt that makes you howl, growl, pant, purr or roar, however you express utter delight!