Realistic Barbie's New Boyfriend: Dad Bod Ken

(Image: Mattel, Will McFadden)

Mattel recently announced that Barbie dolls will be available in 4 different body types, not just the original blonde with measurements of 39-18-33 when scaled up to life-size. They include a model who is all about that bass with a more rubenesque figure. The toymakers hope to promote a more positive body image among young girls who play with Barbie dolls.

But what about Ken? He's thin and muscular---in fact, he's totally ripped. Who among us men can compete with this fantasy image that women are raised to accept as ideal? Not those of us with "dad bods." That's why some people on the intellectual discussion forum of Twitter are saying that Mattel should add a more realistic Ken to date Barbie.

Should Mattel make a Dad Bod Ken?




I hate that these types of things only show up as a reaction to women asking to be depicted in a more realistic way or without being objectified. If Ken actually needed a re-design people would of asked for it earlier.
Not to mention boy's action figures (designed by men) are far more macho than Ken, and aren't a beauty standard set by women.

This would be funny joke it it wasn't purely reactionary.
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Thank God little girls everywhere are saved from being forced by men to purchase Barbie dolls. If only we had a time travel machine, then we could go back and ensure that inventor Ruth Handler was never born. Who knows how many untold lives could be saved?

Thankfully, now it's Mattel which holds the gun. Be free of the burdens of old Barbie and buy all these brand new dolls to replace her!
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