Sterling Archer can't even dream of being as good as James Bond at the secret agenting game, but that doesn't stop him from trying to channel that 007 vibe every day of his life.
And while Bond has definitely made some bold and memorable statements in his films, Archer has a way with words that tends to make people say "Wow, did he really just say that?".
But pretend like Archer's words are being said by James Bond and you've shaken up those fictional espionage films we all know and love in comedic style.
Basically it turns Bond into a doubly drunk, somehow slightly less lecherous, more conceited and a whole lot more idiotic version of 007...with a butler, and a lemur named Reggie.
See more Archer Quotes On James Bond Pictures here (contains NSFW language)
-Via Slightly Warped