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I believe it is a cigarette tobacco rolling machine for single length no filters.

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It is an old style tape / stamp wetting device used at post offices.

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It is a cigarette roller - I Heart Science (L)

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I think it is an embossing machine for paper envelopes / rice paper .

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It's a retro instagram printing machine circa 1940.

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It's a toothpick dispenser.
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This is a Tie Press made of Bakelite

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Used for unrolling photo film.

It's a cigarette dispenser, made of brown bakelite.

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Failed prototype of a seeing eye robot head. Failed because you can see that there are outlines for eyes but they have not been installed.

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Marsh taper.

My grandma used to have those! It's called a "here, play with this and be quiet while I watch General Hospital."

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It's a pocket size fax machine

It's a toilet paper dispenser for Hobbits

60's Mod version of a Cyberman head after he's been Dr. Who's target of a swirly in a toilet.

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Playing card dispenser

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Condom resizer!

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Business card dispenser.

Not since my Norwegian childhood have I seen one of these old-fashioned lefse rollers! It was a holiday tradition for the people of each village annually to produce large amounts of this thin, delicious, potato bread. I fondly remember my grandma loading flour and smashed potatoes into the back of this device, then slowly turning the knob to lay the lefse out on the cooking surface. When the bread was about ten inches long, she'd flick the sliding lever on the top and the razor-sharp blade inside would neatly snip it off. Woe to the child--woe I say!--would would stick his curious fingers inside to feel around. I still have a line of scars across the tips of my fingers from touching that blade!

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I bet it holds business cards.

F Scott Fitzgerald's Rolodex.
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It looks like a razor blade sharpener.

It's a chewing gum recycler. Put your pre-chewed chewing gum in one end. Turn the knob and a fresh flat stick of chewing gum comes out the other end.

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It's a toothpick dispenser.

It is a rolodex.

Isn't that one of those pre-digital teletype thingies for spitting out stock market activities? I think it just might be!

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It is a do-it-yourself tongue piercing machine: insert tongue, roll it forward with the knob, slide the little grey button forward, voila'! You now have the power to irritate any parent you may meet in your travels by merely speaking to them while your tongue stud clicks constantly on your teeth! It sells itself!

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This looks like a ribbon splitter for seamstresses. It slices a wide ribbon into half its width.

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My wife runs a salon, I saw one of those in the back, it is for nails, you know drying your nails, now they have UV light ones that dry them quick. The call it a Polymethyl methacrylate acrylics Dryer. It is made by the crown corporation.

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It's a prehistoric typewriter. Before language was developed, there was only one letter in the alphabet. You would type that letter by pressing the button on top. The knob on the side advanced the paper. You could type out your story: Oo oo ooooo!

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Since someone already offered cigarette roller, I'll go with card shuffler...

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A brown and white Bakelite thing
Is an office-guy's favorite bling
It's for fooling around
making cute Star Trek sounds
While waiting for his phone to ring

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Finally I know one! It's a playing card shuffler!

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It's a card shuffler.

This looks like an old fashion playing card shuffler.

It used to be a standard piece of equipment at bakeries and the DMV: a number dispenser.

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