The Grand Theft Auto video game series is rated M for a reason, because any game where you can beat hookers to death with a bat, kill cops and wantonly commit violent crimes simply isn't for kids.
But when kids turn into teenagers they begin to wonder why they're not allowed to play grown-up games, so they start coming up with creative ways to circumvent age restrictions.
Some will go to a buddy's house to play, or rent it on the sly from a DVD kiosk, but Jestersheister's son went corporate with his argument, creating a PowerPoint presentation detailing why he should be allowed to buy GTA V.
The boy makes all the right claims, saying he'll skip the campaign mode because it's "just horrible with swearing and killing and sex and what-not", but his presentation starts to fall apart when he reaches this slide:
Looks like he'll be playing GTA V at a buddy's house after all!