7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting against Us

The spoon doesn't mean to cause you inconvenience. It's just that the soup is so warm. It feels so good! He's got to treat it like a hot tub and slide all the way in. You can stick your fingers in to pull him out or use another spoon to draw him out.

Cartoonist Nathan Pyle, who previously created animated .gifs to teach New York City etiquette, now shows us that 7 commonplace objects in our lives are working against us. These include zippers, coffee cup lids, and liquid soap dispensers.

-via Tastefully Offensive


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I'm sure they thought it was funny when they made the pact. Best one could hope for those left alive is to look back on it and laugh one day as you toast to their memory.
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That sometimes is the tragic of this kind of promises- At least that is how some are made- You make them almost as silly as possible as a kind of talisman to ward off evil. Kind of like Death himself saying "Noooooo no no no no no these 2 have such a dorky agreement between them, so shameful- Let's pass them this time and take another soul..."

Problem seems to be that Death has another sence of humor or fairness...
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Well, I was gonna say it was really brave of him to go through with that, but these two guys were serving their country in a war zone so they were already in the "Brave" category.

I hope no one ever gives Barry Delaney a hard time about this, it was a good thing, doing it out of respect and friendship like he did.
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As Kevins' father let me just say that we the family knew of this pact between my son and Barry.
We are grateful and proud that Barry kept his promise and Kevin will be sitting somewhere laughing...
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Man, I'm just in tears here, and I don't normally cry over anything.
Wow, Sandy your son was obviously a wonderful person, cheers to his m8 for keeping the pact.
Honor above all is lacking in most people today.
Thank you for posting this, it brings a touch of humanity to all who witness it.
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Wow, somebody shoulda told him they do make dresses in other colours.

For some reason, I find this way more touching than the parents who married at their kid's funeral.
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